We've been around for a few years now and it's time for us to upgrade to some spiffy new uniforms. Mainly because I'm tired of going through the rigmarole of ordering blank baby-blue shirts, then printing, cutting out and ironing on our logos whenever we get a new player. Yep, jerseys are the way to go.
Don't miss your chance to get your company logo printed on our shoulder patch! For a mere $300 (to cover the cost of jerseys for the team) your full-colour logo (or personal message!) will be seen by thousands of spectators at Play On street hockey tournaments, and charity events such as Five Hole For Food and Road Hockey to Conquer Cancer. We've also been known to get the occasional shout out from the Vancouver Sun's resident Super-Geniuses: Pass It To Bulis! After last year's playoffs, Canucks Fans everywhere know who we are. And let's not forget the thousands of YouTube views.
Who are we looking for?
- Pubs (our favourites include the Coppertank on Broadway and the Cove at 4th & Alma)
- Breweries (Granville Island, we're looking in your direction.)
- Sandwicheries. Or maybe even specific Sandwiches. I think "The Vancouver Wellwoods - Brought to you by that awesome pulled pork sandwich from that cart downtown somewhere" has a nice ring to it.
- Pie Shops
- Assorted Food Emporia (but not Capers. I'm scared to go in there.)
- Things so Obscure They're Bound to Get Attention - i.e. "The Vancouver Wellwoods - Brought to you by Hal's Printer Cartridge Exchange Service!"
- As I type this, an evil conglomerate of my idiot friends is forming with a single goal - to get "Shut up, Morgan!" printed on our arm patches. And if there are no other takers I will be forced to accept their offer.
So there you have it! This may be your only chance to be immortalized in Women's Street Hockey History. And deep down, isn't that what we all strive for?
vancouver.wellwoods@gmail.com
Selling out is the first step towards getting paid. Congrats!
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